Letter with Advice

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Petko,

Sorry to hear about your affliction. Happens to men your age more often than you’d think. Nothing to be ashamed of.

As for remedies: I’ve heard about one, indeed, but cannot vouch for its effectiveness, so follow these instructions at your own risk (which, as you shall soon see, is considerable).

\Track down a wolf in its prime and attack it with nothing but your bare hands. Pin it to the ground and strangle, repeating these words: sum vir. Once the deed is done, rip its heart out and eat it whole. This shall restore your manhood right away."