Report: Oddball

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Fridrich,

I am writing to report an unusual situation. The other day, a man walked up to our outpost – reeking of garlic, his skin covered with crosses drawn with charcoal.

I walked up to him and demanded what he wanted, and the idiot said he asked to be imprisoned. I admit, this left me speechless, so he continued: \Cursed vrakhiri shall choke on the blood of Klaus the Brave!".