Death Spiral Surviving & Thriving

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HALPERIN HOTEL VIRTUAL AGENT

[dialtone]
[zombie moan]
Hello. Welcome to the Halperin Hotel, where we are dedicated to providing you with the ultimate luxury getaway.
For room reservations, press 1. Wedding planning services, press 2. Other event bookings, press–
[zombie groan, key press]
For intimate weddings, press 1. For our grand celebration wedding p–
[zombie growl, key press]
Would you like to join our platinum membership plan? You’ll get exclusive annual–
[zombie ROAR, several key presses]
Hello. Welcome to the Halperin Hotel, where we are–
[frenzied key pressing, dialtone]