Artzy Tyrannical

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A formal challenge to all modern “avant garde” artists of Talos-II

To those who call themselves the great masters of the “avant garde”
How are you doing? I’m specifically talking to those who spraypaint shapes on the walls of ruins, the howlers of underground dive bars in La Fantoma, and anyone who fantasized about having a hand in creating “unprecedented” works of art.
I gotta tell you a brutal truth. At least 90% of your so-called “avant garde” art are actually dug out from the ancient heaps known as Terran history.
La Fantoma got a new rapper brand? After viewing ten live recordings from the most classic Obsidian Festivals at Siesta, these so-called neo-rappers got NOTHING on the giant known to us as “Emperor”! They made ZERO innovations on the beats, rhyme, and rhythm. [LINK NO LONGER VALID]
Hundred-Strong Graffiti of the Asphalt Roundabout? From what I unearthed, these giant graffiti were past-tense in the Ursus factories of Terra. The Infected crew were already creating mega-graffiti at their barracks and production floors. [ATTACHMENT NOT FOUND]
Neo-Youth Film Festival of New Wrankwood? Hah. That’s an even bigger joke. The Talosian free city can’t even come up with their own name and just took something from the Terran city of Wrankwood.
So where the hell can we find true avant garde art of Talos-II?
If you want novelty and innovation, I’ll tell you what it means to be truly avant garde.
I’ve unearthed a video about the Endfield Protocol-Originium Technology (Protorig Tech). [Author has set the video to pay per view]
Many might be confused about the Protorig Tech I mentioned. But you know that art cannot be fully detached from industrial tech. Derivative works of aesthetics based on Terran technology will end up like those sorry examples I listed above. We will never free ourselves from the label of Terran culture!
But Protorig Tech is the most “avant garde” and “coolest” innovation that happens to be Talos-exclusive, isn’t it? It completely shattered our understanding of spatial dimensions, but why haven’t I seen any artist using them as a fount for artistic creation?
Avant garde isn’t about going through your trash or pasting new labels on old antiques.
So if you’re fumbling around with stuff that your grandparents had fun with, STAAHHHP calling yourself “avant garde”.

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Author Artzy Tyrannical
Date posted Year 151, ██/██